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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 3, 2006 23:51:00 GMT -5
Here's a shitload of quotes I just write um' down threwout my day:
"Two words-therapy." -Saiyuki amv(no idea what it's really from)
"Have you ever seen a monk wildly fucked by teenage girls?" -Saiyuki amv(*thinking bad thoughs-has gutter mind* Also I dont know what this is acually from *goes back to thoughts*)
"Yo, Gaystation 2..." -Captin Hero-Drawn Together
"What does she mean, a 'come-on?!' It's a nuisance and she stuck me with it! Where's that midget monkey gotten to now?!" -Konzen(aka Sanzo as a god 500 years ago-he's talking about Goku 500 years ago by the way too)
"Oh yeah. I'd like to show those canival hotties what's going on under my big top." -Gojyo(ep.2-Gensomaden) *blows whistle* "Too much information" -Hakkai(ep.2-Gensmaden)
"It warms my heart to see us getting along together. Good times." -Hakkai (ep.2-Gensoumaden)
"He did this in his sleep? That's bullshit." -Gojyo (ep.2-Gensomaden-sees that Goku killed a demon sleeping)
"Sanzo?! Sanzo?! Sanzo?!" -Hakkai, Gojyo, and Goku looking for Sanzo
"Shut the hell up. Are there Sanzo's on sale or something?" -Sanzo(both quotes from ep.9 of Gunlock)
"What the guy who built this place didn't think the lake of fire and the spinning blades were enough!" -Zip(Tomb Raider Legend)
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 4, 2006 0:11:31 GMT -5
I don't know if this was put up so... Sha Gojyo: [cracks open a beer and takes a swig] Goddamn it, this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer. Goku: Get your own beer, jerkoff! Sha Gojyo: Okay, you're gonna get me another beer or I'm gonna take this can and shove it up your whiney little ass! You got that? Goku: You just try and see what happens, ya shithead! Sha Gojyo: Oh, yeah? Goku: You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass, aren't you? Genjo Sanzo: [sighs] Please . . . Sha Gojyo: You little fag! Don't project your fantasies on me! Goku: All right, that's it! Pull over, I'm taking him out! Genjo Sanzo: Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves! Get a room! [Gojyo and Goku fall silent] Cho Hakkai: Good move there, uh, Sanzo. Genjo Sanzo: I thought so, thanks. Cho Hakkai: Oh, my, awful quiet back there guys. Are you two making out? Sha Gojyo: Shut up, Hakkai. Goku: Yeah, shut up.
Goku: The hotel's booked, preacher-man. But I had the foresight to book a couple of vacant singles, so you can say thank you now. Genjo Sanzo: Thank you now.
Goku: [laughing] You, a holy man? Yeah, right! Sha Gojyo: [laughing, mimicking Yoh] I cannot tell you what this means to me. Do no hesitate to call my name! Cho Hakkai: [laughing] You know what this means, don't you? [the three become very serious] Goku, Sha Gojyo, Cho Hakkai: He doesn't know you very well. [they break into laughter again]
Sha Gojyo: [analyzing their foe] So, whadda ya think, Goku? Goku: Seems like an asshole and he's got bad hair. I say minus twenty points. Cho Hakkai: Take off another fifteen. His clothes are lame and he smells. Monk 3, Demon 3: [laughing until he realizes they're talking about him] Huh? How dare you! How dare you mock me! Goku: Oh! Dude! Bad teeth! Take off another five! [the demon throws his ax at Gojyo and misses] Sha Gojyo: Bad aim. That's another ten.
[three shots fire] Genjo Sanzo: Will you two shut up? Do you wanna die? [three more shots fire] Genjo Sanzo: Now if you are quite finished, will you sit down? Goku: But, Sanzo! Sha Gojyo: This monkey- Genjo Sanzo: Shut up! Resturaunt Patron: Hey, isn't that a monk's robe he's got on?
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 4, 2006 1:21:53 GMT -5
Megatron: Good work Inferno, Now go repair yourself Inferno: Yes, my queen Megatron: ...I wish he wouldn't call me that I love Beast Wars ^^ It's so awesome
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 4, 2006 2:06:48 GMT -5
Sorry it's Genjyo-there is a 'y'....I have to much time on my hands I know!
Gojyo-"We can't let him win! That's just what he wants! Plus we cant let him see that!" *points to Sanzo, who's wearing a frily aporn* (one of the Gunlock episodes)
Kami-sama-"Welcome to my castle Mister Red. Did you have fun?"
Gojyo- Cool? Yeah sure. If by 'cool' you mean 'ass-sucking.' (Saiyuki manga 8)
Sanzo-I'd rather not. It's the LAST thing on my 'fun' list." (Saiyuki manga 8)
Gojyo-Say something. Sanzo-'Something.' (Saiyuki manga 7)
Gojyo-*gets up to walk out* Sanzo-"Hey. Where do you think your going? Gojyo-"To wipe my ass, dickweed." (Saiyuki manga 7)
Goku-We're dyin' an' i'm hungry. This sucks!" Hakkai-"Shall we make a bet?" Gojyo-"Whoever dies before we make it to the city loses." Sanzo-"We're going to need a loser penalty with that." Hakkai-"The loser is rolled out onto the main street naked!:" Gojyo-"With nothing but a nipple ring." Goku-"I can't die!" Sanzo-"This one's the accelerator, right?" Goku-"Time out!" Hakkai-"D-Do you even have a license, Sanzo?!" Sanzo-"Good question." Gojyo-"We're all gonna die!" (end of Saiyuki manga 9)
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 4, 2006 15:43:55 GMT -5
I know I copied it from IMDB.com so hush youz! haha
Vegeta: Don't remind me. I'm mad enough to hurt somebody and pounding you just might be the therapy I need. (DBZ w00tw00t!)
Vegeta: Kakarot! Stop poking me in the eye you idiot! Goku: It's not my fault, you keep poking me in the mouth! Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot! [Attempting to de-fuse] (HAHA!!!)
Vegeta: What's wrong Frieza? Is your brain another one of your weak and under used muscles?
Frieza: [Frieza has just ripped Nail's arm off] Oh my, that has got to hurt.
Yukari Tanizaki: [literally falling down drunk] Ohhh, I'm in my happy place... (Azumanga Daioh!!)
Yukari Tanizaki: [grumplilly comes into class late] All right everyone sit down. I'm sick and tired of just being a language teacher. So today [scribbles on the chalk board] Yukari Tanizaki: I'm teaching you math. Koyomi Mizuhara: Math huh? Yukari Tanizaki: [She flips through the math book, but can't figure it out. She rewrites P.E. on black board] Okay today we're doing P.E. Everyone get outside. (hahaha ^^)
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 7, 2006 13:48:48 GMT -5
Here's some more quotes that I thought were funny from the Saiyuki amv. Still I don't know what their acually from:
Sanzo-'Ask me one more question and i'm beating the shit out of you.' (this is from The Breakfast Club!! ^^ ~Ritsuka)
'Is it?! It is! The mega bitch!'-Random youkai talking about Gyokumen
Gojyo-'I know over 200 ways to kill a man.'
Girl-'You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out threw his face.'
Gojyo-'...201'
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 11, 2006 19:59:25 GMT -5
Gojyo-'Sanzo, I belive it's time to put your animal and Hakkai's animal in seprate cages.'
Goku-'Beef, Pork, Chicken, Fish.'
Gojyo-'Women, liqour, smokes.'
Hakkai-'Ok, you both are just pathtic.' -All from Gensomaden Saiyuki episode 4
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 21, 2006 8:54:26 GMT -5
Rayne(Bloodrayne 2)-'The one day I get to go to the zoo and none of the animals are out. It's either too hot, raining, or it's the end of the goddamn world.'
Rayne-'Hey, what makes a human twitch?' Servrin-'I give up. What?' Rayne-'It's not a riddle, the zoo keepers are on the wall. Dead, but definitly twitching'
Bender-'Yeah, but it'll never bring back my martini....So who wants a martini?!'
Kip-'I belive that's the mother ship.' Captin(I can't remember his name)- 'So what did we just blow up?' Kip-*looks at map* 'The hubble telescope'
Sakura-"Idiot! How'd you become a Genin!'
Sango-'So does this mean you'll stop womenizing?!' Miroku-'Uhh...' Sango-*thinking* 'I'll take that as a no.'
Yuna-*pushes Tidus off cliff into water Tidus-'Hey that's not cherising!'
Gojyo-'Since we're being so formal about it, do you mind if I call you big dumbass?'
Sanzo-'Since we're so big on introductions; meet Mr. Banishing Gun.'
Sanzo-'Hakkai, I was thinking...' Hakkai-'It's too late for that!' Gojyo-Yeah, the girl stays!' Sanzo-'Damn...'
Hakkai-'One crossdressing, freak show, with a bird fetish.'
Gojyo-'Hear that Sanzo? He said he'll do our pain in the ass mission for us!'
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 21, 2006 13:09:52 GMT -5
Futurama!!!! Bender: Pharaoh has spoken! Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him? Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag. Captain Zapp Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. [Suddenly thoughtful] Captain Zapp Brannigan: But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper. And bring me a rock. Fry: I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog. Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. Amy Wong: There goes the neighborhood. [Boom] Amy Wong: There goes another neighborhood.
Amy Wong: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 28, 2006 21:51:02 GMT -5
Bleach-
(i cant remember their names sorry)
Guy with flowers- 'So your saying you won't give me the documents?' Guy who looks like Yosimitsu- 'Correct.' Guy with flowers-'....You'll go to hell someday...' Guy who looks like Yosimitsu-'What was that?' Guy with flowers-'Nothing.'
Kon-'Why couldn't you bring her back!' Ichigo-'My mission was to resuce her not bring her back.' Kon-'I wanna see her! Wanna see her! Wanna see her! Wanna see her! Wanna see her! Wanna see her! Wanna see...' Ichigo-'Be quiet! Go to sleep!' Kon-'Okay.'
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Sept 1, 2006 17:11:17 GMT -5
xYourxWickdxSinx: maybe YOUR kind of fluffy in your true form! wait...
Me and xYourxWickdxSinx were talking about Sesshomaru's nicknames that people give him like Sessy and Fluffy. Then she said this and i thought it was funny.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Sept 1, 2006 17:21:36 GMT -5
Haha I've been quoted ^^
From School of Rock (I love this movie)
Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means? Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk? Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday. Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic. Dewey Finn: Wrong. Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease! Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name? Freddy: Freddy Jones. Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!
that made me laugh
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Sept 2, 2006 1:51:30 GMT -5
Gojyo: 'Lets get one thing straight you couldn't kill me if you were in your long haired, hippie, demon self or some uglyer monster.' *talking to Goku, to make him feel better*
Gojyo: 'Well maybe we should take a look at his ugly face.' *talking about Sanzo*
Hakkai' And I haven't even gotten started yet, these guys are pathtic. I hope the others last till I get a good buzz. I need to get smashed.' *in drinking contest with Sanzo and Gojyo*
Tenpo:(aka Hakkai)'You just had to rile them up, didn't you?' *after Kenrin starts a huge fight*
Kenrin:(aka Gojyo) 'I'm the unruling General, with no command of his groin or his liquor!' *talking to Kozen (aka Sanzo) after fight*
Kon(from Bleach): 'How much stuff did you stuff into me?!'
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Sept 3, 2006 0:39:58 GMT -5
Hidden Naruto: Mizuki's Revenge (the third episode of this messed up series)
Naruto: 'Help me, Tsunde! Their trying to rape me!'
Tsudne: 'He's really white! He's the definition of cracker!'
Naruto:' I hope I didn't give away our position.' Iruka: 'You threw a fuckin' brick!'
Iruka: 'Wait bitch!'
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Sept 3, 2006 19:46:39 GMT -5
GAH I wanted the brick thing! haha
Katovich: "That's the creepy child-molester laugh." (one of my best friend's teachers)
Irving: "You're going too fast on a turn. So add more gas!" (another one of her teachers)
Irving: "Ladies, don't ever get on a motorcycle with a skirt on; because it will be plastered to your back and you'll give everyone a 'free show'." (yet again, another one of her teachers)
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