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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Jul 23, 2006 22:44:39 GMT -5
Ok this is a spot for really funny stories you have experienced.
Saturday, July 22, 2006- Time--around midnight or so: Eric (my bro) and I were walking to Walgreens from Taco Bell. Eric had decided to shut his brain off for a while and kick stuff cuz it's fun. We're walking along and Eric sees this can sitting upsidedown on a parking curb. He thinks, "I'll kick it, it'll be funny" and he says "watch this". He goes for a running start and kicks the can--his foot just stops when it hits it. Then...the pain registers after a few seconds. He cries out in pain for a bit, going over to the can and kicking it a little, noticing it didn't move. At first when it had happened, he thought he had miscalculated the kick. How wrong he was. We find out that it was on a metal pole sticking out of the concrete. *tsk tsk* Eric, when will you learn?
Same night, around 1 A.M.: We were walking home, and we're walking in the middle of the road on the divider because there's more light there. We're simply walking along, talking, trying to ignore the creepy noises we heard near the Enterprise area. These guys in a black car drive by us, and we scream. We, as a natural reflex to something so sudden, scream. I cling to my brother's arm and scream as loud as I can at them "FUCK YOU!" So we walk to the side once we see light. Soon, I'm laughing uncontrollably about it. Halloween, here I come ^^
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Jul 24, 2006 2:27:27 GMT -5
*shakes head* Well Eric sure learned his lesson.
I can't remember the date but it was around the end of the school year. It was around 10:35am- A Lunch at Meadows High School.
Ok it was at the end of lunch and we were all just sitting around the table talking and then it started to get quiet. So Eric(the same Eric) screams "RAPE!!!" as loud as he can. Everyone at lunch looks at us and we all practicly ie laughing. We're laughing for like 10 minutes, it was great.
THe same day I think there was stuff at lunch called 'Puppy Chow' at the bottom of plastic cup was a lot of powered sugar. Eric pours it on the table and puts it in a little line, like he was going to snort crack. So he puts part of his nose on the table, on the powered sugar and snorts it. He's screaming because it hurt and then 5 seconds later he does it again and starts screaming. It was so friken funny.
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Jul 28, 2006 20:46:55 GMT -5
This happened a couple days ago. My dad told me this and when he told me I was laughing my ass off.
My dad usally calls every night to talk and when he called me I asked him how April was. (April is my dog.) And he said when he was going to eat dinner he put some hard boiled eggs on the table, that he made. He then went to the bathroom and when he came out he told me the eggs were gone and that April had eaten them. After he told me that I fell on the floor laughing. It was so goddamn funny to hear that my dog ate his eggs.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 3, 2006 20:17:21 GMT -5
I was cleaning my room (dusting to be exact) and I had to move my geisha doll. So I'm looking around for a spot to put it and I look at the floor and start talking to the doll. I had already put my Buddha incense holder there so... This is what I said. "Ok Geisha Doll, I'm gonna put you down next to Buddha because he has powers that will protect you." Then I stopped and said, "...Did I just say Buddha has powers??"
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 3, 2006 23:29:48 GMT -5
Today we had to get my bro from the juvie jail place thing(IDK!) But anyways we were riding home and he was talking about the cop who cuffed him. He was like 'he was a faggot and a half' I started laughing my ass off. It was so funny!
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 3, 2006 23:39:29 GMT -5
Oh that just reminds me of Eric and Juan getting arrested. When he was frisking Juan he spent too much time down south and it made Juan jump haha aww my poor guy... and poor Eric too.
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 3, 2006 23:57:09 GMT -5
Wasn't Juan also going to say 'you fag!'? Anyways around the smae time when we were picking my bro up. He was talking about this money thing. I asked him where he heard about it and he said 'Judge Mathis!' I found it so damn funny when he said that. And how he said it.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 4, 2006 0:01:35 GMT -5
Wasn't Juan also going to say 'you fag!'? Anyways around the smae time when we were picking my bro up. He was talking about this money thing. I asked him where he heard about it and he said 'Judge Mathis!' I found it so damn funny when he said that. And how he said it. Yeah he was going to, but he didn't. Good thing too, they'd have probably gone to jail.
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 8, 2006 18:41:52 GMT -5
Ok anyone who watches the tv show 'According to Jim' will know what i'm talking about or who im talking about. But anyways me and my dad were at 'Fridays' having dinner before we went to see the new Pirtes of the Carribean movie. While we were eating my dad asks me for some paper and a pen. So after I read what he wrote which was 'The guy across from us looks like Andy from According to Jim.' I looked over at the guy and it looked excatly like him. Then I heard him talking and it sounded just like him. My dad didn't think it was him but I did. THen we asked our waitress and she thought it was him too. So now me and my dad are tryihng to figure out if it was him or not.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Aug 8, 2006 18:48:08 GMT -5
Haha that's trippy man....maybe it was him... hmm... *ponders*
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 21, 2006 8:43:22 GMT -5
I remembered this a couple days ago so I thought to put it up(you should remember this Ritsuka!)
I was over at my friends one day(I have no idea what day it was it was way to long ago) but our friend, Juan put something one his lips and then back in his pocket really quickly. At first we all thought it was lipstick. We got him up against the wall, kind of in a corner. And then Eric says 'I'll rape you!' Finally after that whole thing we found out it was just chapstick, but it was still funny.
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Aug 28, 2006 16:51:05 GMT -5
During resource today, me and Eric were talking then he told me that he and Juan went into a Walgreens and Juan grabbed a pack of condoms and walks up to the the counter. Then he asks 'What do these do?' And the women there had to call for help. Then the other women came up and he asked it again and she said 'Oh Yeah.' Then Eric told me he started bursting out laughing and had to walk out he was laughing so hard. Then Juan started asking all these differnt questions and after he was done the women rang them up. Then Juan said 'Oh i'm not buying them.' Then he walked out.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Sept 5, 2006 21:00:30 GMT -5
Alright, so we were at Wal-Mart and we're getting a bunch of Halloween stuff. So, I freak. I start rummaging through EVERYTHING and mom says, "Gee, I think you might be obsessed." To this I replied, "Hee hee hee dost thou thinketh so?" Why? Because I'm insane. Flat out--INSANE.
Now we're at check out (like...2 hours later haha) and the chick looks at my bloody knife (it kicks ass). She says, "How lovely..." And of course, being the psychotic freak I am, I say, "Hell yeah." She looked at me like I was on something haha.
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Post by Aoyagi Ritsuka on Sept 24, 2006 18:45:24 GMT -5
Ah, to reminisce. Such a sweet thing it is. Setting: Halloween, rich neighborhood. (Heheh remember this, shoujo?)
Eric and Juan, being sick of riding their skateboards, are walking with shoujo and I. There are some rich kids hiding in their garage like the pathetic mortals they are... They see us walking and yell out to Eric and Juan, "Posers!" and duck to avoid detection.
Eric, being quick witted as always, yells back, "Fags!"
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Post by Kurosaki Ichigo on Jan 10, 2007 20:31:11 GMT -5
It was funny. Yesterday at lunch this kid we sit with that some call Durso and others Mike got taking about sex (like always) and then he was like 'I know everyone here has looked at porn at least once...' Then Eric was like, 'Raise your hands if you've looked at porn at least once. Everyone rose their hands and the only kid that didnt was this kid we call Tony. Eric then looked at him and was like 'Tony, raise your hand.' Right after he said that he did, of course we started laughing like idiots but of course were the weirdest table at lunch...
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